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1. What is your name?
Lauren

2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
California

3. How old are you?
21

4. Are you a boy or a girl?
girl

5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
everyone

6. Describe yourself in four words.
distant, thoughtful, kind, emotional

7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
that i'm sweet?

8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
I'm a dweeb

9. What makes you happy?
Dark meta, mint tea, emotional security

10. What really grinds your gears?
people who don't respect my boundaries

11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?
idk

12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
my dark meta

13. What confuses you?
everything

14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
introvert 

15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favorite drawings!) 
yes i draw and nah i'm too lazy

16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
draw and write

17. What is your specialty?
dark meta

18. Do you have any fears?
Yes, being forced to confront my embarrassing past mistakes and get yelled at for it. Honestly this isn't even super irrational, my mom can be a real douchebag in that regard.

19. Do you have a fursona?
no

20. What is your spirit animal?
cat probably

21. Where is your favorite place to be?
home

22. What is your favorite type of weather?
rainy or just cloudy and gloomy

23. What is your favorite song?
so many songs

24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet? 
lots of stuff

25. What is your favorite website?
tumblr

26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
hunger games but nah

27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)? 
PC

28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
iOS

29. What's your favorite possession? 
my Ipad


30. What is your favorite type of cookie? 
chocolate chip without nuts

31. What is your favorite beverage?
coke

32. What is your favorite game?
uhh...

33. Tell us a funny childhood story. 
I don't remember all the details really but according to my mom i beat the snot out of some kid who tried to choke me, this was afterward and he had tried complimenting my outfit, but before i could process what he said, i saw his face and tackled him to the ground and beat the crap out of him. Served the little fucker right.

34. Do you have a pet? 
a dog and a cat 

35. Who is your favorite artist? (Links?)
Nah bruh too lazy

36. Have you ever stolen anything? 
yes, a geode keychain from the knotts berry farm gift shop by mistake, and some magazines that i don't think were free, this was when i was like 6 or 7 though.

37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
yes, my time and patience

38. What is your favorite cartoon/video game character?
Akoya Gero, Atsushi kinuigawa, and En Yufuin, they're like me in so many ways it's frightening, especially akoya.

39. What inspires you?
Life

40. Are you in a relationship?
Nope, do fictional characters count?

41. Do you have any crushes?
yes

42. Do you have an ex? 
nah

43. Are you a virgin? 
yup

44. What attracts you?
a good sense of humor, someone who just feels calming to be around.

45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow? 
nah

46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
I'm going where i need to go

47. What is the meaning of life?
dark meta

48. What is stressing you out right now?
My past mistakes, that in retrospect i know aren't mistakes, but i afraid I'd get yelled at for anyway and forced to confront someone who really hurt me if mom were to find out and that's been terrifying me lately.

49. What calms you down?
tea, nice music, rain, calming reassuring words

50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich. 
potatoes

51. What are you wearing right now?
College sweater, flats, and jeans.

52. What is your favorite thing to wear? 
dresses

53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you?
5?

54. Are you a pervert?
lol yaoiz

55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
Israel, but asshole dickhead lives there now, and in the city i like most, safed. It doesn't bother me that much though since it'll be a long time since i'll be able to go visit there again, and he could end up moving by then.

56. Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? 
nope

57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
working on my animatic but Toonboom keeps crashing

58. How often are you on the computer?
every day

59. How often are you on DeviantART?
Not as much as i used to be, i still go on here but it's so boring now

60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
draw kinda well??

61. What superpower would you want to have? 
telekenesis, and any sort of psychic powers really

62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
Get the fuck out of Humboldt and move to the bay area or to SoCal.

63. What is your favorite emote?
I dunno

64. What are you addicted to? 
internet and donuts

65. What is something you can't wait for?
Boueibu season 2

66. What is your favorite quote?
*shrugs

67. How do you wish you were different? 
I wish i wasn't always so willing to put everyone else before myself and i had something resembling a backbone. It would have saved me so much grief.

68. Do you believe in aliens? 
kinda

70. Do you want to get married?
I dunno

71. Do you want to have children?
I dunno

72. What is the best thing?
Tea, writing dark meta and fanfics, and cuddling with someone you love.

73. What is the worst thing?
anxiety and depression

74. Tell us a fun fact about anything
I applied for a job at CN recently

75. What would be the best day ever for you? 
Getting accepted to work at CN

76. Do you like roller coasters?
no

77. Are you religious?
no

78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
Yes and I'm a fine arts major.

79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?) 
no

80. What do you wish you had?
A job and a license and a new phone, and an apartment

81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on? 
uhh...

82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be? 
cat

83. What kind of phone do you have?
Blackberry

84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
pizza

85. What is your favorite thing to smell? 
pizza

86. What is your favorite thing to hear? 
rain

87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
pizza, burgers, donuts

88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
kittens and puppies
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In a way, i kind of like when i have a problem that's genuinely outside my control, like when there's nothing i could have done to prevent it from happening. It feels like less responsibility on my shoulders. For some reason i don't think i ever have enough problems like that. Usually I always feel like there's always something i could have done to prevent a problem, but here, there was nothing. Me and my sister were talking about what i'll do when she goes off to university in the fall, since i don't drive and even if i did, we'd only have one car between us. I told her i might take online classes, sounds logical right? Well then she points out how hard online classes are. I don't know what to do, regular classes are hard enough, but on the one hand, i wouldn't have to worry about waking up at a certain time to go to class, so that's always a plus. It would feel like summer vacation except not really. With how hard online classes are supposedly are though, i don't think i could handle more than one, if at all. Of course I don't really know, what's hard to other people is usually easy for me.
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stole this

9 min read
1. Are looks important in a relationship?

not really, nah. They're a bonus but if their personality sucks their looks aren't gonna keep me around.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

i wouldn't know

3. Are you a virgin?

yup

4. Are you in a relationship?

nope

5. Are you in love?

i dunno

6. Are you single this year?

yes

7. Can you commit to one person?

yes

8. Describe your crush

they are a precious cinamon roll, and weirdly attractive.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Someone who doesn't mind helping me through my anxiety, someone i can have long conversations with, likes cuddling, doesn't mind watching anime with me.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah

11. Do you ever want to get married?

nah

12. Do you forgive betrayal?
 
depends

13. Do you get jealous easily?

yes

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

eeehhhh shouldn't this question have come up earlier?

15. Do you have any piercings?

i had pierced ears once, didn't work out.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

nope

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Not when they're right in front of the door to my class, get a room you two.

20. Do you shower every day?

Yeah but I'm trying to cut down.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Sometimes?! But i also feel like I'm kidding myself for thinking it.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I know someone is.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

yes

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

no

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

I'll see what happens

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

no

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

no

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

no

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

no

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

I've thought of boob implants, a C cup. I don't think I'd ever go through with it though.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

yes

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

yeah :( (Sad)

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

What is man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

????!!

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

no

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?


-sighs- yeeeesss =_=;

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Yes

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yes

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

story of my life


40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

yes

41. Have you had sex so far this year?


What the fuck is sex

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

the fuck

43. How long was your longest relationship?


*shrugs*

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

none

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

0

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

nope

47. How old are you?


Damn you woody allen

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?


that im happy for them

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

=_=

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

idk

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

yes

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Yeah and no, like i know she doesn't like me back but some part of me still hopes that someday she will and it's really confusing.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

no

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

is there?

55. Share a relationship story.

once upon a time the end

56. State 8 facts about your body

Bushy eyebrows
hourglass figure
hooked nose
trimmed fingernails
brown eyes
dark curly hair
i'm 5'3
muscular legs

57. Things you want to say to an ex

you emotionally manipulative sack of crap. You used me, humiliated me, and threw me away like yesterday's garbage, even when you would always say how you hated people doing that to you. Go fuck yourself.


58. What are five ways to win your heart?

expressing support for my interests. Unless it's drugs.
Have a sense of humor
Be someone i can be honest with and who can be honest with me.
Just be chill
Like food i guess


59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Nah there's plenty of pics of me in my gallery

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

none

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?


Their face/hair/shirt

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?


idk

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

sex

64. What is your definition of cheating?

actually going and having sex with someone else, sometimes you can't help but think of another person but it's not the same as choosing to go screw them.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

what

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

the

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Just chlling at their house and cuddling, eating pizza, making out. Or a rare fancy dinner date.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Demisexual/Bisexual, idk i just don't see the point in having sex with someone unless you're actually attracted to them.

 
69. What turns you off?

fuck

70. What turns you on?

uhh

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

nope

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

idk, moaning my name i guess.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

hugs, cuddles, kisses, cook for me or buy me food

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

i like dark hair

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

i dunno, just anyone thinking of me, sending me stuff like vids or art that reminds them of me is super sweet, i love that.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I made andrea a Bubbline shirt

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

-shrug-

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

lol

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

i dont feel like talking about it

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

uhh

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Most of them are anime characters, do they count? of course they do. Two other people in real life i consider attractive, and they're my friends.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

my mom

83. Who was your first kiss with?

No one ;_;


84. Why did your last relationship fail?

uhh

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?


it depends. I've developed a lot of trust issues over the past couple years, i dunno if i could handle it.
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Yet again...

2 min read
I just blocked asshole ex friend guy on twitter, like I didn't wanna have to do it, tbh i haven't even blocked him on facebook because I'm such a pussy, talk about character development. I can't even look at his face though without getting war flashbacks. See the problem with guys like that is they believe that no is just a stepping stone toward a yes. Thank god for blocking people. It's like, he seems pleasant to talk to at first, then he starts making demands, and "Favors" and if i said no he would get manipulative, or persistent. So no, I'm eleven flavors of done with him. It's as though i have a sense for like, when something that's gonna piss me off is gonna happen because i'll get super stressed out for no reason at all, at least till i realize that I do have a reason. It's as though the last two and a half years have been ramming into me at full velocity lately. Shit's coming back to haunt me. I'd been too nice, and hell I'm still being too nice to him by blocking him, I could have torn him a new asshole ages ago, but I'm worried he'd tear me an even bigger asshole if i did, so i haven't done it. Or worse, I'm worried he'd know just what to say to pull me back in, and i don't want that shit, not again.
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Pick an OC meme

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1. What is your name? 

Ariella Giborah

2. Do you know why you were named that?

It means Lion of God, i guess its because i had thick hair as a baby. The Giborah part is probably just because it sounded nice.

3. Single or taken? 

single *sigh*

4. Have any abilities or powers?

I can split the ocean, but only by a mile across. I can also shoot energy rays out of my chest and hands, I can leap great distances but I'm trying to figure out how to fly, and I'm trying to learn how to transform into my battle outfit

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!

NO

6. What's your eye color?

brown

7. How about hair color?

brown

8. Have you any family members?

I have my mom, and family who are still in Europe for some reason =_=

9. Oh, how about pets?

I had a hamster once, it ran away.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

Hamsters, and worrying my mom when i go to fight terrorists and monsters. She worries about me alot.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Blogging, eating, singing in the shower, writing fanfic, drawing.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

I think so. My crime fighting worries my mom a lot and I bet it hurts her a lot when I get hurt, since she does my X rays when I wind up in the hospital, even though my powers make it so I don't get hurt as badly as a regular human. I wish I didn't have to worry her so much, but this job is what's keeping us off the streets.

13.Ever... killed anyone before?

I try to avoid it if I can. I may have killed someone once, though it wasn't technically me who did it; it was a shark. It had to do with a mission that required i part the ocean or we would have drowned since we had jumped out of a helicopter, the terrorist was about ready to stab me with a machete and a shark came out from the ocean wall and offed him before he could land on the ocean floor. Needless to say I was pretty shaken up.

14. What kind of animal are you?

Humans are animals, right?

15. Name your worst weaknesses.

I have a big empathy complex.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

My mom, she works so hard.

17.Are you straight, gay or bisexual?

Pansexual? I have a crush on my genderless angel teammate Elijah.

18. Do you go to school?

yup

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

That would be nice, yeah

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

I have a lot of haters, i hope i have some people who appreciate me. This job is hard and pretty thankless.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Dying in battle.

22. What do you usually wear?

A yellow baggy cardigan, a yellow and grey sweater underneath, a black skirt, black thigh high socks, and 20 eye doc martens.

23. What's one food that temps you?

Schwarma and pizza.

24. Am I annoying you?

nah you're alright.

25. Well, its not over!

ok

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?

lower middle class? i think? we were once lower but my crime fighting has helped with our financial stability.

27. How many friends do you have?

I have one really good friend named Fatima who helps me fight crime sometimes.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Pie is good, yes. I like chocolate pie.

29. Favorite drink?

coke

30. What's your favorite place?

Haifa is nice.

31. Are you interested in anyone?~

Elijah


32. That was a stupid question. ...

sure


33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

I'm actually afraid of both

34. What's your type?

i don't really have a type

35. Any fetishes?

tickling?
 
36. Seme or Uke?

not answering that

37. Camping or indoors?

indoors
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